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so i totally just fell asleep on my lunchbreak. that weird kind of sleep where you can hear yourself snoring, and you're not really even completely asleep because you know you have to wake up in five minutes. yeah. i think this is the quiet version of my snoring, not the version that used to provoke cameron to say, "you snore" and me to respond, "i know." it was extremely strange to hear him say that 4 years later. i was like, "yeah, you used to tell me that."

drunk julia. she only causes trouble.

anyway, i think i had other funny stuff to say about my office, but maybe that was just a dream i had on my lunchbreak. i called one of my judges and i said, "hello, it's julia." he said, "that's a weird name, itsjulia." and i....had no witty response, as usual, so i kind of half-laughed and told him i finished his stupid transcription (omitting the word "stupid" unnecessarily). i was totally surprised that he didn't come in on my lunchbreak and show me how he'd butchered my typing with red ink, thus interrupting my nap. totally out of character for that guy. he ONLY uses red pens to correct my work. we keep a special box of them here for him. we also have to keep the tapes he uses, and back-up batteries for his little recorder thingie. oh yeah, this totally perplexed me yesterday: i asked my boss if she had "seen the transcription thing, the tape player." she said, "no, i never use it. sandra does sometimes, ask her." i realized she thought i meant a tape RECORDER, but didn't bother to explain myself.  i went and asked sandra if she'd seen the tape PLAYER and for some reason she misinterpreted me in the same way, even though, both times, i was very careful to specify. whatever, i found it by myself. thanks for listening, guys. jeez.

uh, that was boring. i guess i'll do some actual work now. i mean, "actual work."