Saturday, August 21, 2004

Shocked and awful

Randy made me take from him the most ridiculous pair of white pants ever. They're incredible. I accepted them skeptically. And I just tried them on: they fit like a glove. They're not even too long. Every pair of pants I own is too long. RANDY wore these? Consider my mind officially blown. Of course, I suppose I can concede that Randy's ass is comparable to mine in squeezability, so maybe it makes sense.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

but tell me, do those pants make mowing the lawn blow your mind?

Harpie said...

well, it's not like they're from old navy or anything!